heat, bugs, and deranged hockey moms

WOW!

is it hot!!!!

that is exclamation, not a question. As we are all already aware that it is hot.

[ Although most of the time a sentence begins with "is it...." it would be a question]

Anyway///// I took the kids ice skating on friday, then we went again on saturday.

but it was the weirdest thing, there were actually dead bugs on the ice!!!

I see a few flies, those giant flying ant things, and a moth or 2.

They were all in different spots lying around the ice. It is my hypothesis that they flew in to try to escape the brutal, searing heat outside. And then much like me when i eat ice cream, they did not know when to stop. They took in to much of the coolness, and froze their innards. [i love the word innards, i suppose it means anything inside something]

that is what i do with ice cream, except my innards do not freeze, they just expand, leading to an uncomfortable pair of pants.

on Saturdays at the rink, there is also hockey going on.

i learned that all hockey players smell really badly. I do not know if they can tell it or not, but if a group of them in their gear walk past you, be prepared for the eye watering, nasal cavity burning, effect of mustard gas. Those kids stunk!!! i still cannot get my eyes to focus correctly, and i think i lost my sense of smell forever.

How can these kids moms let them out in public smelling this way???

the smell may have also changed my opinion as to why all the bugs died, maybe their little lungs just could not handle the pollution of the hockey players.

Also while there i noticed 2 "hockey moms for Obama" bumper stickers.

How can someone who actually did not kill their child in the womb vote for that man?

Also if parents make enough money to let kids play hockey, Mr barack hussain obama would be someone who would be taking some of that money for your kids hockey, and give it to some people who sit around all day and live on government handouts.

maybe they have been hit in the head by to many pucks, or maybe just maybe, the toxic aromas given off by their hockey playing children has eaten away the part of their brain that is responsible for common sense thinking and rational thought.

now where's my ice cream? Even though i cannot seem to taste anything anymore.