We have found 2 Brown Widow spiders[ i am not trying to be politically correct, they really are brown widows, not black, we asked the bug guy known as Kenny.]
Anyway we found 1 on the front porch, and 1 on a window. This led to the order to basically "nuke" the entire outside of the house. I am sure our house glows in the dark now, as I was told to use any means necessary to kill them. So i used a mix of plutonium, uranium, and microwave energy to blast the spiders... then i just used bug-b-gone and bleach water.
I am pretty sure it worked, as we now have dead birds in our yard.. I doubt it is related.
I do not really like spiders, but i do not "scream like a girl" when i see them. [ come to think of it, most people that scream like a girl when they see spiders are girls.. strange.
that is all i can muster, i have a headache, and what appears to be an extra appendage growing from my arm. i am sure it is not related to the spider killing potions.
wow our house is bright.
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