warning !!!! beware slightly disgusting topic.

I hate mowing the yard. i cannot say "i hate mowing the grass" because i think there are more weeds than grass in my yard.

Anyway, i really dislike the dust, and dirt that blows everywhere. The fireants biting at my feet is a bit bothersome.

the fact that i have to empty the bag of grass/weed/leaf clippings, every 3 minutes, is a bit of a distraction.

But my number 1 complaint about mowing{{{{{ wait for it}}}}

Realize i do not have any dogs, but occasionally find evidence that they have been there!!!

The worst part of mowing the weeds/grass!!

is when the mower becomes stuck in one of these piles of evidence. because the smell never goes away, and i am stuck mowing while the odiferous aroma of dog trespassing evidence lingers about the mower.

as a matter of fact, i am nauseated so much by the topic, i have to quit writing now... and go find a doggy bag.